Its like you all have forgotten about the 'mini pie' or TART! I love cake. Brian, 1) I didn't mean to imply that pie was better than cake because cake is too tasty to stop eating. Pie is relevant in a greater variety of situations: 6. its a perfect insult. @Ninja in a Mazda I've had birthday pie on more than one occasion. What about the cupcake? You win this round, pie. It's even better for text wrapping, in scientific documents because of its linearity.Also - cupcakes are uniform and homogenous, and cakes make statements! Your best post yet! Especially blueberry pie.Also, pie is great in almost any flavor. i completely agree with the superiority of pie over cake any ol' day. Birthdays happen ALL YEAR ROUND! OHMYGOODNESS YES.yesyesyes. the layers are so fucking good that i get tingly just thinking about that cake. Please people stop the madness! MANIPULATION OF DATA. So they try harder to make you feel hopeful…. Small and round. Pie can also be meat!Chicken Pie, Steak Pie, Pork Pie! My fiancé is having Groom's Pie at our wedding instead of Groom's Cake. They write short stories and poems about pie, and their graffiti always reads: "I like pie." But, I think we both agree that cake and pie are both amazing.And I make an awesome wild blueberry pie. Interesting, but how does that hold up to cupcakes? Also, you can eat pie as a MEAL because it has FRUIT in it and no one can judge you for that.Mn, apple pie a la mode... i've always wondered about a pie baked inside of a cake.that way you could eat your cake and have your pie too. I mean, who wants the bottom of a cupcake? 4. Pie still wins. This post makes me sad because I have Type II diabetes and don't get to eat cake or pie very much at all anymore. Also, when attempting to serve cake a wedding, you will get charged at least $3 a puny slice (and this is for simple plain old rectangular cakes. Even if we restrict pies to dessert pies, they can be lemon, cherry, apple, blueberry, blackberry, pecan, coconut, peanut butter... almost anything (strangely barring grape and most citrus).The cake's advantage is artistic. Cakes can be whimsical, cakes can be awe-inspiring, cakes can be clever, cakes can be beautiful, cakes can be surprising. This page would be a lot more entertaining if you were to post a series of pictures of you wearing a doberman & pole dancing above a tank of sharks, whilst eating a taco & … Is ice cream cake technically cake? But everyone knows brownies are at the top of the food chain. This comment has been removed by the author. obviously, the cake is a lie.I would, however, like to note one case in which cake is clearly a winner, but the affected audience is much smaller than would apply to this study. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. i thought of one more thing.If someone handed you an apple or a piece of warm sugar chocolate bread...which do you want?fucking NO you don't want that apple! Muffins vs. Cupcakes, Tea vs. Coffee, etc) I will be linking back to your findings. That's a lot harder to do with cake. OMG this is so true. Plus I've never had a birthday pie (not even a birthday cake) so could you please make me one? Cake has much more severe, longer lasting consequences than pie: I'm reading: Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach. Brava! Cake pie is the best way to commit suicide. You know what's even funny? Ice-cream beats cake and pie ANYDAY.WhereForArtThouRomeo. I hope that's okay. Each story of her life brings in a funny perspective that will have you wanting more. I made pie for pi day and everyone was so happy to see my special apple pie on the table. I have a friend who won't eat birthday cake because he doesn't think it's fair to pie. The God of Cake. She accompanies these with naive drawings using Paint on her PC. October 27, 2011 at 3:24 PM just discovered it and I'm going to have the url tattooed on my ass so i never forget it...:). In essence, cake is more versatile, both for good and for bad. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.Brava. you would, i swear.this is a long comment. WORD. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. This totally made my morning. its no contest. Even if you are having a pie for your birthday, you would say "My birthday cake is a pie this year." I must disagree, cake is the shiz while pie takes like shiz. Jun 27, 2014 - "Maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshit" - Allie. i'm gonna be switzerland on this issue. 'go take a shower.' Instead of trying to flex your rebellious attitude on the web, try removing the expletives.This is good, unfortunately, I will not be sharing it with anyone because of your word choice. Ability of enjoyment to be sustained over time, 2. Mad Over Donuts. If you make one box cake and spread it in a single cake pan or make one box cake and spread it among several small, round cupcake holders, you still have one (1) box cake. That's it -- the very next pie I make will be covered in frosting instead of crust. Just thought you would enjoy this! PROCRASTINATOR!!!! Every time that happened, I felt a special kinship with Bill and I wondered if the scenes that had tickled me were the same ones that had made him explode in an appreciative laugh. Jan 13, 2019 - Explore Teresa Anderson's board "hyperbole and a half" on Pinterest. Then it gets the same amount of frosting. Cool charts, thanks for posting! Also, pie is great in almost any flavor. And the best part is the fucking cake. Aug 13, 2013 - Explore MaryAnn Lemon's board "Hyperbole and a Half" on Pinterest. Actually, it's basically triple pie since you need apple, pumpkin, and pecan pies to make a complete thanksgiving dessert. Pie exhibits much greater homogeneity than cake. I'm going to have to disagree with you on the appropriateness of pie on birthdays. I think that makes us creepy. For the first time ever, listen to dramatic Hyperbole and a Half audio! Point for awesome? Or Christmas relevance?Oh and P.S. why yes, yes it is :Dlove itSophia, hey I have you seen the new lady gaga music video, what do yo think of it, someone like you is sure to hav an opinioin, you can see what I think on my blog and fyi, you know malou from toasters and kangaroo? Unequal frosting distribution is a problem. you would amend you post to say "that fucking awesome cake that rebekah sent me = pie." My coworkers laugh at my love of pie, and now I can shove this scientific proof of its superiority in their faces! You explain it again, hoping they’ll try a less hope-centric approach, but re-explaining your total inability to experience joy inevitably sounds kind of negative, like maybe you WANT to be depressed… Who gives a shit. Its my birthday and I went on earlier hoping you had made a new post and now you have about birthday cake! Puppy Cake Ideas. Next year, I want a birthday pie. It's so simple and so good it just makes sense!That's like saying penises should go into vaginas, but I'm not going to credit God every time I have sex. I do agree that frosting is the best part. Jacquie, Chart #3 reminds me of when my son was in pre-school and a student brought birthday cupcakes to the class. The inhomogeneity of cakes lends itself to baking them of different shapes and sizes - to create cake castles etc. He stood in his driveway for a minute or two and then went back into his house. p.s. (Updated, Like, a Million Time... Technically This Still Kind of Counts as a Post. All wars can be solved with a slice of cake, right?-Miss Mayhem. Okay, I didn't actually read it yet. Es wird kein Kindle Gerät benötigt. I wish that I had pie right now. Pie's biggest advantage is its flexibility. You're saying that pie is more enjoyable because cake is TOO TASTY TO STOP? No, because cake's throwability factor is just not worth the effort, while pie, on the other hand, has one of the highest throwability factors of any food item. Tarts are everything that's good and wonderful about a pie, but in miniature. I love you, but you are wrong. No, cooler! it is humanly impossible to have too much pie. Gebundene Ausgabe. Mmmm. 3. I am a math nerd and I work with a bunch of math nerds, so every year on March 14 (3.14), we celebrate "pi day" by gorging on pie. Allie, you're gaining like a hundred followers a week! Crust? Nice information! My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of sweetness. Cake is wonderful. But I would really really really really like to. I could live off Donuts. Plus, you also appear to not like the crust of pie. I just finished a book that was recommended by Bill Gates. this is an argument (me) and the bee have been having for quite some time and have yet to settle on a resolution. The fact is that cakes take many different shapes, while pies are limited to the boring circle. Cheesecake is the perfect hybrid. Some have actually died after eating from sheer joy. I think anon amus is just plain mean. Pizza cake appears merely to be a cake masquerading as pizza...see Google. And I hate frosting so if you, like, throw all the frosting away, doesn't that make the cake more even? It may be argued that the only food item with a higher throwability factor is pudding.The second lapse in your study is that popular culture has already determined that cake just can't compete. This compelling case of pastry weighings is likely more then enough evidence to look no further into the matter and realistically not expect a lot of guff when presented as an Absolute Truth.You and the Makers of Pop Vs Soda are truly great people; game changers in the favoritism food topics world. Pretty sure cupcakes trump everything...but I may have to do additional research to make sure. 99.9% of pies are round. Anybody's guess! It can be dinner or desert. Thanks. This shits like scientific. Unfortunately 3 and 4 still don't make sense. Time to bake shit!! QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!4) I suppose you've never seen a circular cake, which can be cut into PIE-LIKE SECTIONS? You're a nut. It's the same principle - area of the relevant coloured part versus area of the whole cake. Sorry, I was just so, er...enthusiastic. Although the pie chart always works, I do think you preclude the possibility of a round cake chart. Not arguing that one. You complain about the uneven distribution of frosting, but pie has no frosting. I actually like cake a lot better. totally pie appropriate. Pie is number one for sure. Thus said, I now leave it in your hands to try to counter this rock solid research, which is top secret and powerful (as you must trust).Thank you,Betty Crocker. Either way, laughing hysterically at the more scientifically versatile section. This reminds me of my body and it's inability to digest regular cake without going into an intestinal death fit of vili killing revenge pain. For the rest of you reading this, there's no further debate necessary: PIE RULES!!!! :o)pie-shmie, who needs pie, now if we're talking buttertarts, that's a whole different ballgame!~Jenn. I just saw him. White cake with white frosting? Or maybe it's melted down mini snickers bars and candy corn? Heck no... you break out the baddest apple pie on the rack (which is hopefully on sale). Rubbish. Please send any unwanted Christmas cakes my way, I'll comfort them and happily give them a safe home in the depth of my stomach....Other than that a great post as usual....carry on. I also took the liberty suggesting ways to incorporate more pie into your blog. Cupcakes solve Cake problems displayed in 1, 2, 5, and 6 (as long as you don't eat too many cupcakes). Ha HA. It's too brilliant not to. anyone who gives a child birthday pie should be reported to local child service agencies.CAKEFTW. The person who created national pie day created it on his birthday so his students would bring him pie on his birthday. It's just not humanly possible.2)True, pie has no frosting. Watch your arguments ;) Other tahn taht I found it really funny. it's pastry case, jam, cakey-stuff, frosting and a cherry. (i.e. I figured you'll probably check your comments before checking your email so I thought I'd tell you here.Also, someone brought up a good point about cupcakes. 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