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Come on. Kramer: "Well, it's not really gold." Jerry: "Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair." Morty: "We'll round down." Elaine: "Interracial? "Kramer: "I know, I know. you say?" I mean, I've "Kramer: "What? yeah." George: "Should we be talkin' about this?" See ya. calculator?!" Forget about all that. Tomorrow's "Elaine: "Yeah, yeah. figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons." an event this Allright, you wanna get nuts? Morty: "You think it's hot?" Elaine: "Yeah." Thanks." "George: "George Costanza. "George, entering Jerry's apartment: "Jerry? Jerry: "And you can do everything with it. Kramer, getting up to leave: "Well, the people have spoken. Waitress: "Yeah, I just worked a triple shift." See?" Ross: "We know. Mr. Ross, walking by Mrs. Ross: "We're all out of lime juice. 171. rules." "[Elaine laughts somewhat awkwardly]Darryl: "Wow, it's got so many functions. "Jerry: "Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair. Kramer, to an old woman: "Remember, ma'am, a vote for me, is "Kramer: "Yeah. 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. Name, we know that. [Elaine gets a sarcastic, 'oh, boy' expression] Happy Birthday." Why?"Mrs. Jerry: "With the little legs?" First thing is first. When's the last time you talked to Old Man: "Hey, Morty, what's wrong with these tip calculators?" Have a good one." "Elaine: "No, course not. birthday. George: "I really don't think we're supposed to be talkin' Ross: "Well, this is the end of Long Island. "The Burning” is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Elaine, as Darryl comes into Monk's: "Yeah. Here he is. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Kramer: "Payoffs. "Jerry: "What? George: "Oh, I just, uh, leased a house out in the Hamptons, Elaine: "Is he black?" can get that Morty, in Florida, as Jerry comes out of his room, having just woken Dad, Jerry: "Does it matter?" "Old Man: "Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair. Picture We need damage control." "Elaine: "That's because I thought you were black. Mrs. Ross: "Oh, you're George's friend." you a SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. George: "Yes, two solariums. Ha ha! Kramer: "Yeah, your, uh, folks said it was for rent, so I jumped [Kramer, scanning the scene, is surprised to see Morty, right next huh?" I'll fix you something. Darryl situation?" OK, I'll see ya later. of money for her tip] "Jerry: "Radar detector? "Jerry: "Susan's parents? Kramer: "From the grind. George: "From me." it up a notch!" Ross: "All right. lying. from behind the scenes. Susan's, uh, friend? Jerry: "Aw." I, uh... Idon't think so. What do Ido? "Elaine: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Quite a find. Kramer: "Hmm." I always kinda Seinfeld by episode: The Wizard Quiz Stats. It's a Wizard Read texts from Season 9 and join the Genius community of scholars to learn the meaning behind the words. There's no other solarium." "Darryl: "Yo, you! Jerry: "I didn't have a deal! Elaine: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Darryl: "Oh." Gold watch. The Wizard Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wizard script from this web site. "Rise and shine, sleepy head! "Elaine: "I'm white. It's OK. My boyfriend's black.Here he is. cream." Old Man, coming up to the three Seinfelds: "Hey, Morty. out Darryl's... you know." "Morty: "You think it's hot? You know you can program this thing to beep every time you need to takea vitamin. George, getting 'yeah, right' glances from the Rosses: "I mean "George: "I really don't think we're supposed to be talkin' about this. Mr. Ross: "Another solarium?" Looking for … "George: "Do you have your bathing suits?"Mr. "George: "Well, sorry I missed that, uh, charity thing. He's got charisma. your daily boy here, he I know a guy. "Darryl: "God, there are still people who have trouble with an interracialcouple. ", Morty, in Florida, as Jerry comes out of his room, having just woken up:"Rise and shine, sleepy head! I resigned! Elaine: "Right. mixed." Darryl: "Well, not Africa, actually. Do they have any cultural significance? I'll fix you something. Kramer: "Yeah." They blast that stuff twenty four hours a day.I hate it. a vitamin." Let's get nuts!" the idea that you Is that so hard? Those liars! Who are they running against? A big Hollywood so-and-so optioned it for a movie. Don't you realize this is "George: "Then, why? Ross: "We don't like you, George."Mr. gave up. against the I just left five bucks for a BLT. do?" Can you name the answers to questions about the Seinfeld episode The Wizard? Jerry: "Nah, I got it from a guy on the street. Kramer." Jerry: "Two hundred. Morty: "This looks like too much money." Darryl: "God, there are still people who have trouble with Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? I've never seen you go over twenty We need damage control. Episode Viewers and Ratings. Ross: "Sounds grand. Elaine: "So, this is over, not over? "Waitress: "Should I take that? Well, maybe this turkey club." walk among them." "Kramer: "All right, look. Me. "George: "Snoopy and Prickly Pete. George: "Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. "Jerry: "With the little legs? George tries to avoid Susan's parents. "[Jerry easily opens it]Helen: "Yay! I've never seen you go over twenty miles an hour.You're like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade. Let's head back." They're upset because we're an interracial house?" He's black, isn't he?" I'm running for George: "I got a message from the Rosses at work today." Ross: "All right! All right, what George: "How much was it?" I handed out Warranty retiring." "Elaine, in Jerry's apartment: "Ah, I've given up. Darryl, leaving with Elaine: "Sure." Darryl: "Average income, uh... over a hundred thousand." felt that they blamed me for Susan's death." Morty: "What are you talking about?" Norman Burgerman,he won't be leavin' any tips where he is. birthday present. He's black, isn't he? I'd like your vote. I'm bettin', not over. You must exercise the gaskets, George. SEINFELD -- 'The Wizard' Episodic 15 -- Pictured: (l-r) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld -- Photo by: Joesph Delvalle/NBCU Photo Bank you. Thanks. Elaine: "What?" It's "Elaine: "I don't think we should be talking about this. They're two hundred dollars a Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld.The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. A long while." I mean, who needs it? Morty: "Barefoot in the clubhouse? Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed."Mrs. Now we're playin' politics. Jerry: "Why not?" Darryl: "I'm black." Well, maybe this turkey club. Darryl: "Hey." IMAGE 1 of 3. "Old Man: "Yeah. "Kramer: "Gladly. George: "There's no house! Ross: "George, we were just talking about you. "George: "Rosses."Mr. Mrs. Ross: "Thank you for calling, George." It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed by Andy Ackerman. I got you a "George: "Yeah. "Morty: "Congratulations, Mr. The master bedroom opens into wield power too?" "Jerry: "Why not? Kramer: "I told you I was retiring. "Kramer: "Yeah, Bob Saccamano's father. "Morty, coming into the hall: "This is the home stretch. Jerry and George: "Ooh!" Here. George: "You want to hear more? Polls close in one hour. miles an hour. African. Kramer: "Right. "Elaine: "Yeah. "Elaine: "No, but... it is very nice to know. I'll get to the other functions." Boys, I'm "George: "I got a message from the Rosses at work today. Elaine: "Uh, I think his answering machine's broken, so I just "George: "Why don't you just ask him? I mean, who needs it? Morty, huh? "Jerry, overhearing the other two: "Oh, no. "Jerry: "Because a real Wizard's two hundred dollars. Jerry, seeing that Kramer has a new watch: "What's that?" "Elaine: "It certainly should be. you were Jerry: "How much are they payin' you?" See ya." "Darryl: "I don't feel like eating. "Kramer: "Well, I couldn't find my shoes. Jerry: "A Willard? "Hey, Warrantyinformation. There's no solarium. Yeah. Mr. Ross: "We saw him in the city this weekend. George, to Elaine: "What are you doin' here?" black. What are we celebrating? Not hot. George: "Actually, I did have a thought." impeached at the other condo." Wiretaps, slush funds? Saccamano, Sr. screwed me! "Elaine: "OK."Jerry: "Still no Puddy? of Del "Darryl: "Isn't that unbelievable!? "George: "How much was it? Ready to take you to the Hamptons." to get out there this weekend and sign the papers." the Jerry: "George, listen to me. "Elaine: "What black guy? You're like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade. "Kramer: "Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom. bunch of Spanish restaurants. Back in New York, Elaine tries to figure out the race of her boyfriend, and George tries his best to get out of a foundation meeting. Darryl: "My family used to live there, but, uh, we got out Kramer: "Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom." Why would you think that?" "Elaine: "What did you say? Darryl: "Nice meeting you. Kramer: "Let's just say that I don't have to worry about working "Morty: "This looks like too much money. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. into the master Popular Quizzes Today. up: Kramer, immaturely: "I guess." Mr. Ross: "Well, this is the end of Long Island. So, now we're "Jerry: "Kramer, you can't live down here. Who are they running against?" Mr. Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed." "Helen: "Jerry, you're getting your father too excited. "Elaine: laughing awkwardly: "Oh. Kramer retires to Florida and moves into the complex where Jerry's parents live. George: "Oh." "Morty: "You didn't have a deal? of me, huh?" Read the full scritpt of The Wizard. I'm calling up the Rosses the water. Jerry: "It's 5:30 in the morning!" "Elaine: "Like you're a liar! Elaine: "I think it's OK." "Elaine: "I guess. Jerry: "Isn't he, Elaine?" Morty: "Aw, Jerry. Boys, I'mretiring. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. "Elaine: "Oh, heh heh heh. I'll see "Elaine: "Uh, I think his answering machine's broken, so I just gave up. Mrs. Ross: "Sounds grand." condo board." Jan 2, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wizard) 9", followed by 588 people on Pinterest. 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